Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Kids have names? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between…

No, no, the Pirate Ipsum doesn’t really match this beautiful theme. Some would say that it doesn’t go with the design at all. Whaat?! I will pretend I didn’t know & provide the Pirate Ipsum link here! Yardarm boom galleon grapple Gold Road grog blossom fluke fathom crimp crow’s nest. Jack Ketch walk the plank…